Have you ever watched a musical and thought - what’s going on with those townspeople? Probably not. But we’re here to show you! Townsperson #3 follows the chaotic, dramatic and absurd lives of two townspeople as their kingdom slowly freezes over. Inspired by the meticulously detailed and rarely seen backstories that ensemble members create, this is the unhinged comedic ode to musical theatre you didn’t know you needed. Please note: this is a play about a musical. There is no music. Because it’s a play.